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Gulf oil spill may be a food source

May 4, 2010

A remarkable discovery was made recently regarding the large oil spill off the Louisiana coast. After inspecting the spill, Representative Gene Taylor of Mississippi declared the oil was actually very similar to “chocolate milk.” Based on this discovery by Congressman Taylor, many believe the spill could lead to great refreshment for thirsty Gulf beach goers this summer.

Several companies have now conducted surveys and have confirmed the existence of other delicious drinks in the area that could be reached by drilling. These reportedly include strawberry milk, grape soda, cranberry juice cocktail, lemonade, apricot nectar and millions of barrels of egg creams.

One food geologist, after studying rock strata in the gulf near the spill site, suggested there might also be cheeseburgers, tacos and cherry pie tantalizingly close to the surface.


From → jests

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