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BP says tube is sucking up oil and Facebook privacy data

May 18, 2010

BP says that up to 20 percent of the oil leaking from the well in the Gulf of Mexico is now being contained by a recently installed tube. BP officials claimed the tube was also unexpectedly containing privacy leaks from the Facebook social networking site. Many Facebook users have recently become upset with Facebook management with the leaking of private data. Now it turns out the leaked private information is being sucked up by the tube, mixed with oil and burned harmlessly at sea.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg credits the oil spill with having fixed the knotty privacy problem that had dogged Facebook recently. “We’re not happy with the prospect of this well getting capped,” Zuckergerg said. “If necessary, we’re ready to buy the well from BP and install more tubes.” Zuckerberg declined to comment when asked if the tubes would also suck up lame status updates and annoying comments.

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