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Only “modest” oil damage predicts BP spokesperson Lady Gaga

May 19, 2010

The oil company BP today stressed that oil damage in the Gulf would be “very modest.” BP’s message was delivered by spokesperson Lady Gaga. “BP is known for its safe, careful approach to oil exploration and production,” Lady Gaga explained as she bent over a scale model of an oil rig and was sprayed with brown chocolate and Bavarian creme.

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