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Secret government mistakenly releases photo of world dictator

May 28, 2010

In an apparent miscue, the monolithic one-world government  council that meets in an abandoned butler’s pantry deep under Grand Central Terminal in New York City erroneously released a photo today of the man who actually runs the world. He can be seen in front of computer terminals monitoring world developments and issuing orders via a beige telephone.

A spokesman for the monolithic one-world government council, who preferred to remain anonymous, said. “I can’t even verify my own existence. I certainly can’t vouch for the idea that one guy is running everything from a sunny office in Secaucus.”

The spokesman added that the man’s name was Barry and he never slept or changed his socks. However, he then immediately denied those statements and disappeared behind a polished brass door marked “standpipe.”

From → jests, politics

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